going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘”
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
Oh God she’s beautiful. She’s beyond beautiful, she’s real. She seems funny too, and a hint of crazy, I can feel it. Beautiful, crazy, funny. Jesus Christ she’s perfect. And that’s really annoying. Really annoying.
